Huge amount of prehistoric burial mounds found

[Imperial Dave]

https://www.ancient-origins.net/news-history-archaeology/prehistoric-burial-mounds-0021566

That's alot...

[Nick Harbud]

Are you sure about this?  I mean my back lawn looks much like these scans, but I am pretty certain the mounds are not prehistoric burials but simply over-active moles....

[Imperial Dave]

Or bodies....

Could be bodies....

[Erpingham]

I am pretty certain the mounds are not prehistoric burials but simply over-active moles....

You mean its all a terrible miscalculation of scale? Or you have giant moles in your garden?

[Imperial Dave]

Small and far away....

[Nick Harbud]

I am pretty certain the mounds are not prehistoric burials but simply over-active moles....

You mean its all a terrible miscalculation of scale? Or you have giant moles in your garden?

Unfortunately, the moles do all their business at night when not only is it pitch black outside, but I am trying to get some beauty sleep.  According to my wife, the creatures are extremely fat from dining on the choice worms to be found underneath the lawn.  I have no definitive evidence on size one way or the other.  However, their mounds are certainly very large and take an inordinate amount of effort to flatten with a roller in order to restore the lawn to its billiard table consistency.

[Jim Webster]

I am pretty certain the mounds are not prehistoric burials but simply over-active moles....

You mean its all a terrible miscalculation of scale? Or you have giant moles in your garden?

Unfortunately, the moles do all their business at night when not only is it pitch black outside, but I am trying to get some beauty sleep.  According to my wife, the creatures are extremely fat from dining on the choice worms to be found underneath the lawn.  I have no definitive evidence on size one way or the other.  However, their mounds are certainly very large and take an inordinate amount of effort to flatten with a roller in order to restore the lawn to its billiard table consistency.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtyHkT65dEs

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