Yeah, I just had to include this news piece (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1de271qg4yo) dredged from the gutters of modern journalism. Hopefully, it will raise Dave's spirits during his convalescence.
And if you are wondering just how this item, which is a mere 200 years old, qualifies for this Forum, I would point out that the rather good quality illustration is, in fact, a parody of the Judgement of Paris from Greek mythology. So there!
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When I read the article about it in our paper I was quite blown away with the idea of a "luxury souvenir" .
I suppose it's a change from a decorated tea towel, or a tacky mantlepiece ornament