Seriously - https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/oct/04/santa-claus-tomb-may-have-been-uncovered-beneath-turkish-church-saint-nicholas
just so long as they dont find 8 buried quadrapeds with antlers alongside him
If they find Santa really is dead how will I explain to my wife where all these wargames goodies arrive from in December...?
Quote from: Tim on Oct 04, 2017, 02:27 PM
If they find Santa really is dead how will I explain to my wife where all these wargames goodies arrive from in December...?
remember the voices......the voices told you to do it....... ::)
Quote from: Tim on Oct 04, 2017, 02:27 PM
If they find Santa really is dead how will I explain to my wife where all these wargames goodies arrive from in December...?
They won't find his body. As a Time Lord, he regenerates.
Wait a minute.... I saw his bones in a church in Bari in like 1997...
Quote from: Dave Beatty on Oct 05, 2017, 04:13 AM
Wait a minute.... I saw his bones in a church in Bari in like 1997...
The article suggests that the Italians nicked the wrong corpse.
They should have asked the Venetians to get it for them...
And apparently the radiocarbon dates fit .... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-42239197
The next question is whether the Bari bones come from the same body!
No problem for modern science: DNA test the bones and the current Santa, and see if they all match. ;)
dont tell the children!